[music playing]
Insurance, done.
Hostel address?
Got it.
- Miniatures for the plane?- Free booze.
I checked. I think I'm all good.
It's only a year.
It'll fly by.
Well, stay safe, Han.
And remember, if it's an emergency,
then just send a switch text.- I know.
I promise.
And don't repeat whathappened in Columbia, yeah?
Or Kuala Lumpur.
I'm a seasoned traveler.
Stop worrying.
Can't leave you lot forever anyway, can I?
Well, let's make sure of that.
Come on.
Great talk.
[music playing]
Ready?
Water.
Earth.
Fire.
And air.
[wind blows]
Goddess great, mother of all,spirit mighty, hear our call.
Four elements strong, we desire--
Water!
Air.
Earth!
And fire!
[music playing]
We should really start using nonstick.
[cell phone ringing]
Hello. Brilliant.
I'll be done in a sec.
Taxi's here.
[music playing]
I'm sorry, Hannah.
[music playing]
[cell phone ringing]
I'm so sorry.
[cell phone ringing]
[laughter]
You look like Miss Marple.
There's just nothing that'll look good on me.
OMG.
Ooh, fit you well, mighty lad.
Relax, relax.
Hey.
Hi.
Might be shy.
Looks like it.
Well, at least you stand a chance with him.
I'll definitely never knowwhat it's like to kiss
him, hold his big arms.
Choose a rescue dog with him.
[inaudible]
No, you take it, please.
Your leg.
It's fine.
I'm a physio.
It's better for me to stand.
Please.
Hmm.
[phone rings]
Put him out of his misery.
Hi.
No, I'm fine.
No nothing's happened, Mum.
I don't sound strange.
Everything's fine.
Bye.
Some men cannot take a hint.
I don't suppose you--
[cell phone noise]
Still [inaudible].
Coffee, sir?
[music playing]
[excited squealing]
Thank God you're all right.
So come on.
Hit me with it.
What's happened?
The body's in the other room.
I cannot believe this is happening.
You make me get an 11-hourflight back from India
because you killed a cat.
It was an emergency.
Grace getting knocked offher bike is an emergency.
Jude being held hostage by her junkie boyfriend
is an emergency.
You sitting on your boss'scat is not an emergency.
I didn't sit on him.
I microwaved him, OK?
Well, how was I supposedto know the little prick was
asleep in there.
I was in a rush because of youand your hour-long showers.
I wanted to give my coffee a blast,
but I nuked my boss's cat instead.
So can we all just figure out away to bring him back to life?
Otherwise, I'm going to lose my job,
and I won't be able tocover your rent or yours.
And then we'll all be homeless.
Whatever you do, just stay out of sight.
Missed you.
Missed you too.
Janet, come in.
Where's Timmy?
Cup of tea?
My cat-- now.
I'll just go and find him.
[suspenseful music playing]
Air?
Bullocks!
Earth.
Spell book.
The founding sisters would be so proud of us.
The founding sistersnever worked in advertising.
GRACE: Here we go.
We need something of the cat's.
STELLA: Witch hazel--
GRACE: Witch hazel.
HANNAH: And virgin water.
I hate stuff out of jars.
OK.
Spirit, we ask with allour might, love this creature
Listen now to our command, andbring it back from Sutherland.
[music playing]
What is going on in here?
[cat meows]
Oh, Timmy.
Beauty.
[cat purring]
I've been getting emailsconstantly from New York.
- Yes, I'm sorry. - I'm speaking.
Sorry.
Who's been dealing with Marcos?
That-- that-- that should be--
The account manager.
Yes, you.
I leave you for three days and [inaudible]
Oh, I've been using your roomfor private physio clients.
Your bed's in storage.
But you can bunk in with me.
It'll be like we're at solstice camp again.
Let me take that and put the wash on.
And you can hang your things in my wardrobe.
Don't worry.
I'll probably be offagain in a couple of days.
This account represents 55% of our business.
What Marcos wants, Marcos gets--
with a big fat cherry on the top.
Hi. You must be Janet?
There's no margin herefor error or incompetence.
If that phone rings one moretime, you're off the account.
Well, I- I- I'm taking the battery out.
The battery's out.
I want the situation resolvedbefore I get to my desk.
Consider it done.
You look a mess.
I'll-- um--
I'll sort that out, out, too.
[sighs]
That went well.
What?
She's horrible to you.
Well, it would have been fine if your mum
didn't keep ringing me.
What is her problem? - She worries.
That's ridiculous!
You're 22!
Grace takes shit off her mom.
You take shit off your boss.
What's the difference?
No, I don't.
I don't!
And anyway, Janet is the boss.
She-- I don't have to explain myself to you.
Touched a nerve?
She comes home sometimes,and I know she's been crying.
[upbeat music playing]
Anyone seen my mobile?
You stupid cow!
Who?
[inaudible]
Well, I'm sorry if I've made a mistake, Janet.
But I'm trying my best.
And although you're a great leader
and an inspiration to work for, you never
give me any responsibility.
So can we talk about thislater in your office?
[inaudible] standing up to Janet.
What are you smiling at?
Last night went really well.
I miss casting spells.
And it means all fourof us have to be together.
- Don't start. - What?
Guilt tripping me.
It's not fair.
I'm entitled to occasionally travel--
What?
You've been off the [inaudible] for years.
You might as well not exist.
You're acting like travelingis some so-called cop out.
So I never vote, but I'm happy.
We want you to be happy.
We miss magic.
And we miss you.
But we've got the rest of our lives
to be old witches together.
We don't have to start just yet, do we?
Well, if we go off to become aBuddhist nun in Outer Mongolia,
can we at least do another switch?
- What kind of switch? - I don't know.
Anything.
A little one like an enchantment--
for a friend at work.
I feel really sorry for her.
This guy, he won't even look at her.
She's got this wonky eyeand this big head, you know?
We can enchant the brooch for a day or two.
Help things along?
Well, you got something of his?
Mm-hmm.
I've got a pair of glasses,railcard, some sweet wrappers,
some doodles.
You know, he can't even answerthe phone without doodling.
Bloody hell, Jude.
- It's you. - OK!
I really like him.
Is that so bad? - This one might work.
I just want someone to love me.
And then all this self-abuse will stop.
If you need me, I'll be over there asking myself
some very searching questions.
[whimsical music]
- Hey. - Oh.
Hey.
I-- we've never really--
No, we haven't.
That's awful.
I know.
And where's your friend?
Oh, he's gone.
Left me all alone.
Why would he do that?
[whimsical music]
I'm sorry, Janet, if I've made a mistake.
But it's because I'm trying my best and--
These locations are so bad, I've had to fire
three people to lift my mood.
Why are they so bad?
Well, I'm sorry, Janet, if I've made a mistake,
but it's because I'm--
I'm trying--
Yes, you are.
Very.
Well, I'm trying my best.
And although you're a greatleader and an inspiration to--
I could get the monkey to do this job.
-- to work for, you never even give me--
A monkey on crutches.
-- you never you never give me any--
Who operates the keyboard with his nose.
Oh, fuck off!
Thank you, Stella.
That will be all.
Oh!
Almost!
[sexual sounds]
[phone ringing]
Jude!
Judith!
Oh, I didn't know you were in.
Stop it.
It's Stella.
No, get off.
[falling on floor]
Two minutes, yeah?
[music playing]
You came!
Bullock.
Spring water, feathers, starflower.
[inaudible] is amazing.
Did you bring the spell book?
I could use me witch app.
OK.
We need to erase two hours of Janet's memory
so that she hasn't fired Stella yet.
We brought her cat back to life.
I'm pretty sure we can do this.
[music playing]
And we need something of hers.
That's great, David, and I'll take you
through the full campaign on Thursday.
You ordered this?
Does this suit say marketing to you?
Don't take this the wrong way, but could you
please piss off back to naughty land
or wherever it is that you've come from.
Not you.
No.
Well, listen, are you happywith the color palette?
Oh, no.
I think we'll stick with that.
Good, so let's full steamahead then for Thursday.
Just check back.
Great.
Well, I'll bring them in on Thursday.
Oh, no.
Pink is good.
Yeah, it's witty.
Witty in pink indeed.
Great, David.
Well, I'm looking forwardto seeing you Thursday.
Yep.
We've got the four boys comingin specifically for that.
Great.
Yeah, the team are very happy.
Indeed.
No, let me check.
4:45?
Yeah, 4:45 Thursday.
Well, always a pleasure.
Thanks, David.
See you then.
Oh, great spirit, wise, sublime,
help us turn the hands of time back
to when no harm wasdone, no tempest sprayed,
Take Janet--
- What's her surname? - Boat.
Janet Boat.
Her brother's called Bob.
Bob Boat.
I know!
[laughter]
Girls!
Take Janet Boat to a previousplace where [inaudible]
shows upon her face.
Good work, Han.
Thanks.
[knocking on door]
All right?
Yes, all good.
You OK?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'll just carry on, shall I?
Carry on.
[cell phone ringing]
Hello.
Hi.
So should I rebook your flights for tomorrow?
Oh, thank you. How's the dragon?
Memory wiped.
You were great today.
Thanks.
I'll get you extra leg roombecause you're going to need
to catch up on your sleep.
Go into my room in the little black desk,
and there's an envelope in there for you.
I forgot to give it to you,what, with our feline episode.
What's all this?
STELLA [ON PHONE] Well, it's myHannah's Flying Visit Emergency
Pack just in case you ever interrupted
your trip with a visit home.
What are all these cards?
Oh, you remember the girls' birthdays.
I put some money in there for stamps too.
Oh, got to go.
Am I a shit friend?
What do you mean?
You're amazing-- when you're here.
I'm hardly ever here.
When was the last time Iremembered your birthday?
You manage to get me a presentwherever I am in the world.
And I can't even pick up the phone.
It doesn't matter.
It's different, isn't it, when you're the one
is away, having adventures.
Home just doesn't exist.
That's fine.
No, it's not.
Home totally exists.
I think about you lot all the time.
I've got to go.
You're a lovely friend.
See you later.
[music playing]
Let me help with those.
It's OK.
I'm grateful for the work.
Let me help.
What's the matter?
Is this some sort of test?
I don't know what this means.
I think we need a little chat.
I think that you can start with her, Stella.
You know our account.
Well, I know how much Janetwants to present to you.
So I'll just go and see if I can hunt her down.
So he said he'd phone me on Friday
to make arrangements, whichhe doesn't, and he won't
answer any calls all night.
And then I see on his Facebook he's
been out with lacrosse mates.
So I IM him, and he's all, "I have got flu."
Why is he lying to me?
Well, I didn'tunderstand a lot of that,
but it sounds to me like he doesn't appreciate
what he's got with you.
What are you doing?
I've been looking for you everywhere.
Marcos has had two cups of tea and a muffin.
Well, I can't cover anymore!
Are you going to be all right?
Yeah, everyone says you'rethis bitch queen from hell,
but they're wrong.
They say that?
Mm-hmm.
When you go to New York, there'sthis special dance we do.
Even the IT boys know it.
And I've never seen anyone talk to them.
JANET: Does everyone hate me?
Of course, but you love that.
Do we open with questions?
Or do we [inaudible] with presentations,
focus groups, and summary?
What's your feeling?
Who's Marcos?
Sorry I'm late.
It's OK.
It's you.
Hi.
[inaudible].
Yeah.
So what do you want?
The massage.
Oh, yeah.
It's just this ligament thing, aggravated.
I kept my pants on.
I don't know the rules.
I haven't shagged him, have I?
Definitely would have remembered him.
Is he important?
Oh!
I love them!
[laughter]
Right.
By my calculation, you think it's 1990.
And that would make you 17.
And by this, well, I thinkwe can agree that you have
no idea about the modern world.
INTERCOM: Video call.
Rebecca from Markus's office.
Janet, Hi.
Hi, Rebecca.
It's Stella.
Can she see me?
Sorry, this is a bitawkward, but Marcus isn't
best pleased you stood him up.
REBECCA: We're going to have to take
our account to Blush Media.
Blush?
But you've seen their deodorant campaign.
I mean, they think bikinis are ironic.
Please, you have to give us another chance.
I'll see what I can do, but you better
pull it out The bag tomorrow.
Whoa.
[laughter]
I'm going with it becauseI don't want to freak out.
But I am pretty sure I took some acid.
So what kind of physio have you been having?
Not much really.
Had some at another sportphysio clinic in [inaudible]..
Oh, I work out of there sometimes.
Oh.
And to the Camden branch.
I don't work out there.
How long have you been going?
Since yesterday.
Since I saw you.
Gracie!
Are you all right?
Are you safe?
Mum!
Get out!
I've been going out of my mind!
Mum, you can't just bargein when I'm working.
What the hell was going on yesterday?
I thought you'd been kidnapped!
Can we talk about this in private?
So now you want to talk to me.
Thank you for that.
I should probably get going.
Come back!
No.
I mean, come back again for a massage.
Oh.
[music playing]
So, So, girls, why didn't youcome to the last solstice?
I was ill with a personal thing.
I've been traveling.
Still flighty as ever,honey, just like your mother.
I was really busy with work.
Got to keep the bosses happy.
Katherine was there with her coven, blessing
every bloody twig in sight,all four in matching outfits.
I was running a lentil stall.
No grace in the girls this year.
Every bowl.
Mum--
How do you think it makes me look
when I can't get my owndaughter to go to solstice?
Anyone would think you were decloaked.
Just because I missed solstice doesn't mean
I've giving up practicing.- Oh.
Oh, doesn't it?
Oh, so how are you practicing when
airhead keeps flitting off?
I needed a break!
A break?
You're a witch, love, not an IT consultant!
Han's back now anyway, Mum.
For a bit.
You know, we've beendoing some serious casting.
We did a memory haze and--
And an enchantment, a romantic enchantment,
and a summoning of life.
You brought someone back from the dead?
It was only a cat, but--
No, I'm still--
I'm very impressed.
Oh, wait till I tell Rheannonyou girls are summoning life.
Oh, I can't wait to see herlittle pinched Welsh face
when she hears about this.
Exactly.
Why stay a moment longer whenyou could be home boasting.
That switch we cut, we really fucked it up.
Hey.
I love this magazine!
How much starflower did you put in?
About a cup--
cup full?
And did you-- did you bless the feathers?
Yep.
You see, this is the problemwith a part-time coven.
Well, it's my coven.
So just deal with it.
[laughter]
There's nothing in hereabout reversing or opposites.
No, no, once you've cast the spell,
you can't break it or cast an opposite spell.
You can only lift it.
How do we do that?
Well, if someone is underthe influence of someone else,
the only way to lift thespell is for those two people
What truth?
Well, it's different every time.
You'll have to work it out yourselves.
Otherwise, that woman--
[laughter]
-- is going to be like this forever.
[laughter]
Right.
Where am My sleeping?
Oh, where are you going?
To the pub?
Got a date.
Why don't you come?
Um, no because it's a date.
That would be weird.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.
Oh, probably not.
Um, I'm off.
What?
Already?
Well, I thought I'd giveSouth America another go.
I met this guy in Thailand who spent
a summer there herding llamas.
It sounds amazing.
They give you your own yurt.
How cool is that?
Today, I booked my flights.
Better say goodbye now then.
Oh, don't forget your brooch.
Oh, yeah.
How many channels are there?
I've got an idea.
Why don't we tell each othera secret about ourselves?
Like what?
Something huge, somethingyou take to your grave
that you would never normally tell anyone.
Is this like a bonding thing?
Exactly.
Then we'd be like friends forever?
Yeah.
Sort of.
OK, um-- well, this is quite a bad one.
That's fine.
I won't judge.
I slept with my sister's boyfriend
while she was in a coma.
Brilliant.
Right.
Well, um-- I'm a witch.
Oh, Stella.
No, you're not.
You're lovely.
No, I actually--
I'm a witch.
And I've cast a spell onyou and giving you amnesia.
You're such a tool.
[laughter]
[music playing]
He loves fashion, art, Calvin and Hobbes.
He's got the same sense of humor as me.
He lives two tube stops awayfrom me, and he isn't married.
Who was that?
Just my mate, Hannah.
She likes to check up on meand make sure I'm still alive.
And what were you saying?
Just that I'm having areally nice time with you
and that I think you're really, um--
Well, I think you're really--
too, which is amazing becauseyou're the first woman
I've been with.
Well, I was gay before I met you--
at least I thought I was anyway.
I only used to think about men and was too
shy to do anything about it.
But all along, it was justbecause I hadn't met you.
I know.
You make me feel mighty real.
[music playing]
How did we get on?
Janet, how old are you?
17.
Why do you keep asking me that?
I'm going to have to move in here
if this is the kind of messyou get yourselves into.
[vomit noises]
You do the presentation.
We'll look after Janet.
I can't leave her.
Look at the state of her.
Even more reason to do it--
for her.
I can't do it on my own!
Will you stop shouting please?
Calm down and think whatwe're going to with Janet.
No, I don't care about Janet.
She treats me and everyone else like shit.
Let's just leave her like this.
She doesn't mean it.
No, I do.
I do mean it.
She's a cow.
That's the truth.
So tell her then.
What?
Tell Janet the truth.
You're a cow.
Tell her.
You constantly undermine me.
You're a bully, a bitch, a complete nightmare.
And you never give me any responsibility.
Yes, yes.
But without you, there'd be no agency.
And-- and I do admire you for that.
Do you?
Do you also admire the fact that I'm 43
and my only friend is my cat?
What do you think of me?
Lazy, incompetent, low-impact personality.
Low-impact personality.
Come on, Janet.
We've got a presentation to get ready for.
Your product is a joke.
But in-jokes are the best jokes.
They're fun, intimate, and more importantly,
an aid memoir for friendship.
Stella, why don't you runthrough the ideas we've got?
[music playing]
How'd it go with Miles?
I don't I think it's meant to be.
You've still got twohours left on that brooch.
You want to work your magic on someone else?
Grace, you're a bloody genius!
All went well then?
Well, there's rape alarms.
I don't--
I don't want them.
Just keep one in your bag.
They'll drag you down.
What?
You're a much better witch than all of them.
You should be in [inaudible].
I can find you a new coven.
I already have a coven.
Yes, formed at solstice camp when you were 14.
Don't you think it's timeyou moved on, found yourself
some more mature elements?
They need me.
To make themselves feel better probably.
[alarm sounds]
Take that back.
What?
I don't want to tied toyour apron strings anymore.
What you just said-- take it back!
I just don't want you making any mistakes.
That's all.
You're supposed to make mistakes.
That's life.
Now go home and let me have one.
[music playing]
Aaron.
Aaron, put this brooch on.
No, you said it mademe look like Miss Marple.
- No, I have a theme. - Just try it.
It clashes.
Put it on.
What's wrong with you?
It will go with your eyes.
Really?
Ah!
[romantic music playing]
Hey.
Hi.
We've never probably met, have we?
No.
What is that?
Um, I don't know.
I love your brooch.
Can I take a closer look?
[music playing]
What are you doing?
12 quid for a pair of too-tight flat socks.
I mean, have you ever even heard of anyone
getting deep vein thrombosis?
I reckon it's a scam.
All packed?
I didn't really unpack.
Of course, you didn't.
What's wrong?
I just wish sometimes you'dwould stick around long enough
for me to actually talk to you.
Well, I'm hear now.
Talk to me.
It's my mum.
You know, I know she's apain in the ass, but she--
it's only because she lovesme, And I'm horrible to her.
You're not horrible to her.
I just sent her home and toldher to stay out of my life.
Do you speak to your mum like that?
Maybe-- if I knew where to find her.
Oh, hell, I'm sorry.
I'm being selfish.
No, you're not.
Listen, you argue with yourmom because it's intense,
and you love her.
And when you love someone, yousay all kinds of horrible shit
to them.
It's actually a good thing.
I'd love to have ascreaming round with my mum.
But the truth is, she doesn't really care
enough to have one with me.
No sympathy hugging.
This isn't about me.
All right, where's your mom now?
Coach station.
Then go there and thank her for being the pain
in the ass that she is.
I love you, Han.
Tell that to Gloria.
[soft piano music playing]
I promise I'll answer my phone more.
I've got a coach to catch, Grace.
And I'll come home for the next solstice.
Only if you want to.
Mum, please.
It's just--
I don't know where to start.
Come on, love.
One minute.
Even though there's three ofthem, they don't replace you.
Come on--
Back off!
I'm talking to my mum!
Yes, yes, and she lives in London now.
And I don't get to seeher as often as I'd like--
Promise you'll come home for solstice.
I'll bring my coven.
Keep your mom happy?
[music playing]
Hi.
It's Grace.
I was wondering if you wantedto make another appointment.
[cell phone beeps]
Oh.
Taxi's here.
Oh, right.
Have you got your sun cream?
Wipes?
Condoms?
Check, check, check.
You're going then.
I never said I'd stay.
What if I hadn't got back in time?
You would've just gone, would you?
You hate goodbyes.
Whereas you clearly couldn'tgive a toss about them.
[exhales loudly]
Grace.
[crying]
Grace?
My room.
It's not finished.
It's beautiful.
She's in here every night doing something.
I wanted to make it nicefor when you got back.
When you were herebefore, it was always so--
Shit?
Depressing.
Temporary.
No wonder you never wanted to stay.
Every country you go to, I put it up here
so we always know where you are.
Look at all the places I've been to.
Show us where you're going next.
Bellingham. - What?
No.
London.
I'm staying in London.
[squealing]
Let's bless the room.
Oh, shit.
We haven't got anything for air.
Spirit, bless this room for us.
Ah!
What was that?
What happened?
We've been hexed.
Oh, shit.
Who the hell has hexed us?
Spirit, we call on your good will.
Reveal to us who wishes ill.
Show the one who wouldcause harm to a vengeful hex
Trust we won't retaliate.
Our only aim is to defend ourprecious coven to the end.
[suspenseful music playing]
[evil laughter]
It's the witches of Kensington.
It's starting again.
[music playing]